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Idiot of the Week Thread

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Surely this moron didn't write all of that himself. I think he had to have help from his mother/sister. Inbreeding can produce such interesting results! :dance:

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I admit, on first reading, the following quote sprang to mind:

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

But let's just be honest with ourselves. Clark Griswold was a heck of a lot more articulate than this douchebag. Not to mention, he actually had a real reason to unload. This kid is just a poor imitation.

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I wonder how many times he had to run the spellchecker before he got all the words right? The saddest (or perhaps funniest?) part is he is now going to get out his secret diary from the back of his sock draw, open it to the 'Awesome Things I Have Done' section and write in "Today I totally told bartolimu off and I also used lots of big words and now the world is a safer place for unicorns everywhere". All in Super Uber Pink, naturally.

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In closing, the secondary and tertiary effects of your position on this forum will *not* have costs measured in human life.

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*as long as you preface with the phrase "with all due respect", you can say whatever you want. It's in the Geneva Convention. Look it up.

So why did you asterisk the words "will" and "not"? Ironic that you would try to be so courteous and grammatically correct, and yet you've made such a blatant error.

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Probably instead of the bold-tags. I have it as leftover habit from ancient message boards and if I remember right, Word Perfect used to do something like that as well.

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OpenOffice also does this. If you type *whatever*, it becomes whatever.

Also, while we're at it, I've found a great picture of our idiot of the week (artist's rendition, naturally):

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This seems like the best place to post a gigantic thank you to all the posters who land in the banhammer. Its my own little guilty pleasure while I whittle the hours away at my fun bank job. Keep it up boys and girls. And to all the moderators, you bring a little sunshine into my office everytime cut down one of the many retards with your ascerbic, sarcastic and sometimes down right mean replies. You guys rock.

PS, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog was rediculously full of win!

PPS Long time reader, first time poster :cool:

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I imagine the rage was strong with this one.

To quote a true legend:

Stay green, stay safe, stay in the woods - Karl Pilkington

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