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      Welcome to the Elitist Jerks forums, a WoW discussion forum targeted towards topics regarding high-end raiding and analysis of game mechanics. We ask you to take a few minutes to read the following before making use of these forums.   First, a point of clarification. The name of these forums is not intended ironically; we have high standards for the discussion that occurs herein, and we're quite unapologetic about it. If you feel our rules are stupid or arbitrary, we don't really care. If you don't wish to follow them, you're welcome to return to the official Blizzard forums.   Following is a brief listing of our forum rules; note that it is by no means exhaustive, as in our experience people are quite innovative in finding new ways to be stupid. These are simply a set of guidelines to get you started in the right direction. If you follow them, you will generally do fine here; however, if you concoct some creative new form of stupidity, our moderators feel no need to restrain themselves in letting you know. All posters are to make an effort to communicate clearly. In particular, all posts should be made in a reasonable approximation of proper English. We realize that a significant number of you are not native speakers, and we do not expect perfection: merely effort. Please obey basic rules of capitalization and punctuation, avoid chatroom abbreviations ("lol", "imo", "u", and the like), and pay at least minimal attention to sentence and paragraph structure. This includes not starting a new paragraph for each sentence. All opinions should be stated as succinctly as possible. Do not make multiple consecutive posts; rather, multi-quote and include all your ideas in a single post. Do not quote huge blocks of text to add a short reply; instead, quote only what you need to to make your point. 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We expect you to use the search function and also to read the first post as well as the last 5 pages of the thread you are posting in. Chances are your question has already been answered. Additionally, do not post asking for confirmation of a simulation result. If you think there is a problem with the Sim you are welcome to PM the author. All accounts must have a valid WoW profile. If you no longer play and have deleted all characters you used to have, you may select the "No WoW Account" option; otherwise, this information must be filled out for your main character. If you fail to observe this rule you'll be permanently banned from our forums. We do not permit anonymous posting. Do not sign your posts. People can see who you are from the profile printed to the left of each post, so signing your posts is redundant and simply takes up space. Similarly, you do not need to link your armory in your post, as if people wish to see it they can get it from your profile. 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      Familiarize yourself with The Banhammer, an archive of all infractions given by the moderators here; it will give you some examples of what not to do. Also feel free to take a gander over The Dung Heap, which will give you a good idea of what these forums would look like if we weren't such jerks.   Thank you for joining the discussion!
    • Site Maintenance   10/01/15

      Beginning Thursday (Oct 1st), Elitist Jerks will under maintenance to upgrade to the new IPS 4.0 software. This upgrade will bring new features and better performance to the site all around.  We expect site to be down at least a few hours since EJ has a massively large database that needs updating and verification.-Complete After upgrade, some features will be missing or broken initially but will be quickly addressed throughout the coming days. Forums will work day one and it's little things like bookmarks and Pages modules that may need updating. -In Progress Update: Appears background cron processes hung up the site for about an hour on Tuesday, October 6th, while it was unmonitored. Site has been restored but may have to be briefly taken down again to see why they hung the servers to prevent it from happening again. Known Issues So Far: Recent Posts/Topics seems to be stuck on pretty much all non forum pages. This appears to be a bug in IPS with no known solution at the moment.White space is being wasted causing forums to be too slim. There are plans to address this.Guild Homepage is currently disabled because of bug number 1. It'll be restored if a way can be found to address bug 1, but that may involve opening a ticket with IPS and awaiting a fix, if a local fix cannot be found.Spoiler tags didn't import correctly in upgrade. They still work but aren't applied to post until you edit/save post at least once. Just hitting edit then save immediately will fix spoiler tags.-Fixedurl tags also imported strangely.Old wowhead "item" tags are depricated. They may be re-added to fix some issues with older guides, but for most part it's better to just use the modern wowhead.js which auto parses actual wowhead links automatically into tooltips/names. Just post wowhead links in guides and the js will do the rest. You don't need a special BB code for items.There is a weird broken image under everyones name in their posts.-FixedOld article links will be broken do to IPS 4 changing url path to remove some pointless "/_/" directory. The articles are still there and can be found in guides menu. You just may not be able to click links from any threads linking to them without editing out the "/_/" part of url. I'll fix most of this little by little when more important stuff is taken care of. External links/google search results may run into same problem. That will just rely on waiting for google to reindex new paths.DBM landing page Announcement/News feeds are borked. No better way to describe it then that. DBM news can still be read in the DBM News subforum without issue.-FixedWith 9 fixed, now DBM page also has the post/topic feed bug (bug number 1).After you login, you are thrown to an error page saying page cannot be found if you logged in from the forum index. Harmless though. Just click "forums" and you'll get forum index since redirect after login is busted.


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  • Birthday 12/08/84

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  • Character Name Dräconis
  • Guild Who is John Galt
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  1. Elimite added a post in a topic ShadowCraft for Mists of Pandaria   

    ??? I never touched level, lol
    Never even crossed my mind that it was wrong, lol
    Thanks, I knew something was WAY off
  2. Elimite added a post in a topic ShadowCraft for Mists of Pandaria   

    Fight Duration = 360 (default)
    Mastery = 21,319 Mastery
    It's showing Main Gauche is where all the dmg is coming from 708,927.9 DPS.
    I'm assuming something is broken to be presenting those outrageous numbers.
    EDIT:  I was able to get the DPS up to 1.465m by switching to Capacitive Primal Diamond (Crit)... again nothing makes sense here.
  3. Elimite added a post in a topic ShadowCraft for Mists of Pandaria   

    So I'm just returning to WoW after a few years off and I was curious as to what max DPS could look like.  If I stack Mastery in Combat Shadowcraft is telling me max DPS is 1.429 million (with blade flurry 3.488 million).  Is that right?  I'm assuming something is wrong because auto-reforge is trying to stack 9k+ hit and drops the DPS almost in half.  It's also showing 1182 Expertise is optimal...  Did I break it?
    I'm just wondering if those numbers are even possible.
  4. Elimite added a post in a topic Cataclysm 4.0.x Raid Mechanics   

    Heroic Nef - Gouge DID NOT interrupt the Chromatic Prototypes. Failed all 3 times I tried tonight.
  5. Elimite added a post in a topic ShadowCraft: Rogue spreadsheet for 4.0   

    Dräconis @ Suramar-US - ShadowCraft

    Adjust gear (was looking at 4pc w/ head vs 4pc w/legs) save one gear set. Set up the second gear set and save it. Any gear set I then load causes the dps not to show and won't fix until cookies are deleted.
  6. Elimite added a post in a topic ShadowCraft: Rogue spreadsheet for 4.0   

    Browser: Google Chrome

    Trigger: Loading a Saved gear set.

    Issue: The gear set loads but the page stops showing any change in dps numerically or graphically. The only way to fix this is clearing the cookies which wipes the saved gear sets.
  7. Elimite added a post in a topic Assassination Guide for Cata [12/01/2011]   

    I macro all my buffs together...

    /use 10 *Engineering Glove Tinker
    /cast Cold Blood
    /cast Blood Fury
    /cast Vendetta

    use 1 macro every minute to keep my buffs stacked for maximum effect.
    keeping Envenom out of the macro always ensures I use I don't screw up and envenom at 3cp (as I press the macro every minute in between Vendetta for Synapse Springs)

    Side note: I've noticed once in a while (maybe 1 out of 20 times) the macro fails to cast Vendetta, I'm sure it's because I'm impatient and used my macro while on GCD. So sometimes it has to be used again.
  8. Elimite added a post in a topic ShadowCraft: Rogue spreadsheet for 4.0   

    Aldriana and ieatpaperbag deserve equal praise and commendation along with Antiarc.

    Will the web app work on all major browsers (IE, Firefox, Chrome, Safari)? Please tell me I don't have to switch to IE.
  9. Elimite added a post in a topic Cataclysm 4.0.x Raid Mechanics   

    Omnitron - Vanishing Aquiring Target on normal mode works, but not on Heroic. CoS doesn't work on Lightning Conductor in Heroic, so there is no reason to save it.

    I haven't been destealthed yet. I get garrote up on him every pull.
  10. Elimite added a post in a topic Rogue Simple Questions Thread: Cataclysm Edition   

    With 4.0.6 coming out today, Subtlety being virtually required on a couple heroic modes, and their dps being buffed: Does anyone have the stat EP values and optimal rotation for Subtlety? I looked in a few threads and couldn't find the info.
  11. Elimite added a post in a topic Rogue Simple Questions Thread: Cataclysm Edition   

    @Jaylin & ShadowStrk

    SliceAdmiral is out of date, the author has been MIA for over a long time. RoguePowerBars works but takes time to set up and doesn't track everything.

    I use SliceCommander (only updated on WowInterface) as it shows all the rogue abilities, energy, cps, etc. Then PowerAuras for trinket CD, enchant/trinket procs, engineering cds. I think you'll find this to be the best option.
  12. Elimite added a post in a topic Rogue: Simple Questions/Simple Answers   

    SliceCommander works great for tracking <35% health as well.
  13. Elimite added a post in a topic Cataclysm Rogue Changes   

    I'm not saying that Engineering should give 80 Agi like the other professions + Rocket Boots. But 60 + Rocket Boots would be <3.

    As for the "quality of life" benefits, I judge those as a trade off for the gold we don't make compared to JC, BS, LW.
  14. Elimite added a post in a topic Cataclysm Rogue Changes   

    I hope that Blizz boosts the dps component of Engineering for rogues.

    As for the utility of Engineering: Engineering has lost a LOT of that utility. In my guild EVERYONE has their Argent Gruntling mount and many have their repair mounts. So Engineers no longer are needed for repairs/mats. The Northrend Portal Generator (whatever it's name is) isn't of use since just about everyone and their cousin has the AT tabard and/or the ring that ports you to Dal. Parachute is hardly an advantage/useful... more of a novelty item. The only really useful tinkers are the Mind-Amplification Dish (now that it stacks, even though that amount of stam will soon be pointless), Hyperspeed Accelerators (again soon to be dwarfed by Cata stats), and the Rocket Boots (timeless). Moll-E is somewhat useful.

    Summation: The utility of Engineering has been nerfed by all the tabards/pet/trinkets/rings you can get in WotLK. Give me my AGI/Haste buffs Blizz >.<
  15. Elimite added a post in a topic The 4.0.1 Rogue FAQ   

    I have 2/3 Precision. I'm switching out gear and my hit drops from 342 to 326. But the tooltip still shows 0.00% chance to miss on a lvl 83 boss. Is the tooltip wrong? or is the yellow hit cap lower than thought?